Get Behind Me, Santa

Il y a mille et une façons de passer Noël. L'une d'entre elles consiste à s'enterrer contraint et forcé dans le trou du cul de la Charente, se coltiner une famille de dépressifs, manger de la merde, boire du champagne Intermarché 1er prix, et attendre que ça se passe. Mais il s'agit d'une façon parmi tant d'autres. J'entends même, ici ou là, certain(e)s prétendre aimer Noël, ce qui est soit un mensonge éhonté soit un symptôme névrotique très inquiétant. Car il suffit de se coltiner la Fnac un 24 décembre ou, pis encore, allumer la télé le jour de Noël pour se rendre à l'évidence : la magie de Noël est une magie noire, orchestrée, si ce n'est par l'éternel complot judéo-maçonnique, au moins par Carla Bruni (qui, si ça se trouve, est peut-être franc-maçonne).

Mais je m'égare Saint-Lazare*. Il est donc grand temps de vous présenter la radio spécial Noël, une thématique en totale contradiction avec ce qui est écrit précédemment mais, comme disait Carla Bruni, "Je suis le thé, tu es la tasse" (aucun rapport).

Sufjan Stevens - Let's Boogey to the Elf' Dance, un titre spécial cassedédi à Passe-Partout, Passe-Muraille et Passe moi le sel.
Sambassadeur - Ice and Snow, car les suédois s'y connaissent
Rufus Wainwright - Spotlight on Christmas, avec un très intéressant passage sur Jésus, Marie et Joseph, les premiers échangistes de l'histoire de l'humanité
Martha Wainwright - Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, une chanson qui parle de Pâques (c'est la classe de citer le frère ET la soeur dans la même radio. ce qui me fait penser qu'il va falloir que je parle de Valeria Bruni-Tedeschi avant la fin de ce post)
Fiona Apple - Frosty the Snowman, une étonnante reprise
Cocteau Twins - Winter Wonderland, un titre niais, vaporeux, parfait entre deux Lexomil
The Pipettes - White Christmas, une chanson qui décrit un Noël dans une fraternité aryenne (ou pas)
Diana Krall - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, parce que Diana Krall parvient à tout vous rendre classieux, même Noël (ce qui n'est pas le cas de Carla Bruni)
Yo La Tengo - It's Christmas Time, un titre qui vous ferait presque aimer Noël. Presque.
Low - Little Drummer Boy, une reprise sépulcrale d'un classique des classiques
Arcade Fire - Jingle Bell Rock, parce que tu t'es vu quand t'as bu (du mousseux)?
The Divine Comedy - Snowball in Negative, parce qu'il y a "Negative" dedans, et que "ça fait sens" comme disait Lacan
Tom Waits - Christmas Card from a hooker in Minneapolis, histoire de finir sur une touche de gaieté, d'espoir, et de Carla Bruni.

Clique sur Noël pour écouter la radio, et surtout passe de mauvaises fêtes.

* Ce jeu de mots vous est gracieusement offert pour les fêtes. Partagez-le en famille, avec vos amis ou entre collègues !

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  1. 1 artypop déc 20th, 2007 at 6:57

    “Clique sur Noël pour écouter la radio”. Ça m’a bien fait rire en ce matin frais. Merci Ze F.

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    La photo de la radio est terrible, je veux le même sapin !

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